snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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carolxne:

does ur pet ever start to do something or go somewhere they aren’t supposed to and u pick em up and relocate them so fast neither of u know what happened

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calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

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