"So you have a head start. I know you will not fail. I know I can count upon you to deliver the Twister. Gentlemen, may you travel safely and swiftly. But if you die tonight, die in the comfort that you have sacrificed your lives for the noblest of human causes. The pursuit of cheerleaders."
John Green, A Cheertastic Christmas Miracle
(I find this very funny. sorry. hehe)